RELIGION





Why Pirates don't like it.



The main religions, Christian, Jewish, Islam and the hundreds of diverse factions of these original groups all stem from one single moment in time. The meeting of God and Abraham. So to understand whats going on between these faction we must re visit the crime scene, ie, the meeting of God and Abraham. Abraham lived in Mamre, a town north of the present Hebron. Like the inhabitants of this market town Abraham was a marketeer and would have lived in a nice big house and the fact that God came to him suggests he was the main man and boss of the entire area.


So the religious projected image of a poor Abraham sitting outside his little tent is unacceptable. When Abraham states that 3 Angels have arrived it confirms he knew what was an Angel and this was not the first meeting with Angels. It was only when very close to them that he noticed one of them was different, in fact it was God himself! This poses the question, what was the very small difference only noted close up? It could have been that he saw the face inside a space helmet or even an extra star on the uniform, we will never know. So the first thing Abraham does is to prepare a feast, being the prime marketeer he has all the ingredients at hand but even so it takes time, killing, cooking and eating at least a couple of hours.


This is a very long time for God and his Angels to dedicate to Humanity unless it was an unavoidable time, a Human time, the time required for Humans to do something. Abraham did not live in a tent in the desert, that image is fake news. Abraham was the main trader, marketeer and commanded a network of those like himself to an extent whereby Abraham was the market. So the length of time of God's presence was the time it took for his order to be filled and delivered to his flying machine. With all this feasting and the time factor one would think the Angels or God himself to need a pee or. The fact is, if the Angels and God eat and drink with Abraham they also eat and drink on their flying machine or at home wherever that is. They eat, they drink, like us, all the time. During this 2 hour time frame we have the famous conversation between Abraham and God and when God says he is going to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah. Abraham was not happy about that at all. Sodom and Gomorrah where big customers and his cousin Lot runs the markets there. God refuses to go against the program but decides to a tiny change and sends two Angels to get Lot and his family out of Sodom before it's destroyed. Perhaps because the program had this added byte the story gets way out. When the two Angels arrive at Lot's house, he is alone. So his wife and two sexy daughters were 'around' in Sodom the very bed of filth and evil.


Then people realise there are two Angels in Lot's house so they come not to pray or bow down but to sexually assault the Angels, in short, fuck them. The two angels had no obvious defence, this is shown by the pleadings of Lot to sexually assault his wife and daughters instead of the Angels. No way would the crowd of sexually depraved stop calling for a gang bang because to them the two Angels were extremely attractive suggesting female yet not women like Lot's daughters, these were different, more transex. Somehow Lot's family is all together and with the help of the two Angels and a blinding laser flash, they made their escape from Sodom and ran towards the mountains. When Sodom was nuked, Lot's wife had not made it into the mountain and she was nuked too. Lot, his two daughter and the Angels made it into a cave on the mountains and were saved believing that everyone was dead and that they were the only ones left.


Amazingly the two daughters decide to get their father drunk and to get pregnant by him so as to re-build Humanity. One wonders doesn't one, how much beer a father would need to fuck both his daughters. One wonders what the two Angels were doing at that time, after all, Angels too drink beer. But of course the ultimate question must be, where did the beer come from? It seems there was a lot of beer, (pun), what was it doing there up the mountain, did the Angles bring it? If so what were they doing with all that beer? Religions change concepts and the above story basic as it is falls into the category of, 'God moves in mysterious ways.' This entire story has only two basic ingredients, food marketing and sexual perversion with destruction it's finale. Yet it's finale has become it's re birth through the various religions. Returning to basic fact, food and drink. God and his Angels consume food and drink and will inevitably discard waste products, ie, piss and shit. Is it possible an entity who needs to eat and drink beer could be responsible for creating the Universe?


The Peiran believe in something completely different.





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GOD





Pirates & God



This is a subject that cannot be found in the usual Pirate web sites because only a Pirate can offer an insight into the Peiran/Pirate vision on God, Religions and the Universe. Peiran Pirates have always been classed as Heretic and enemies of the 'cloth', what is written on this web page will do little to change that. It is not my intention to offend any Religion or Personal Faiths through this explanation of the Peiran Beliefs. Shiites and Sunni's kill each other, they are both Muslim. Catholics and Protestants kill each other and there are another 140 squabbling sects, all are Christians. Even the two main Jewsish sects have fought for thousands of years. So either within or without, Religions fight each other, each claiming to be rightious and with God on their side. Over the last 2000 years religious wars have killed untold millions and all in the name of God. With more Religions come more divisions, with more divisions come more wars and new Religions are being invented all the time. Amen.





GENESIS





The Thirteenth Day



The First Day of the Genesis creation story says that God created Heaven and Earth. What that means is simple, this planet was Discovered and for the first time Charted on a Space Chart and from that moment would be known to exist. The planet had no revolution, one face of the planet faced the sun at all times as does the moon in relation the Earth. For this reason on the sun side the planet sweated and the oceans were formed. On the dark side it was 400 degrees below feezing and the Magma had created a thick protetion shell, a land mass,.a single continent. To be productive the planet needed modification and over the next three Days of Genesis God modified by giving the planet a rotation and thereby causing displacement and the spliting up of the single continent into several smaller continets as the planet balanced itself. The planet was then seeded and on the sixth day God made man. A Genesis Day really means a time, when that event happened. So it took six 'times' or Visits to prepare the planet for life and production. In Earth time a six event program such as this would span millions of years and it is hard for us to imagine such a long term program. In Universal time however such a program could be the norm. In any case we get to the Seventh Day when God says everything is good. The Earth was producing and God was cool. Now in production mode the Earth became prone to more regular visits or Days. There were Days of harvest Feasts and Days of complications during the last twelve visits or Days, now is the dawn of the Thirteenth Day. What will happen on the Thirteenth Day is a Peiran Prophesy. The Prophesy has begun and the next sign will soon appear.